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Well, its Christmas Eve, so I thought I'd better do an update now while im still sober. What other time of the year can you stuff a fat bird or have a man dress up and empty his sack in your room before leaving? Sounds strangely like every drunk weekend Ive had for the past 4 years... Just as shocking was when I was watching TV earlier and Bobby Davro on the Weakest Link announced he was in panto this year and was going to be "doin' a lad in". He needs to keep that kinda stuff to himself! These are very strange times, beware... The BPM crew arent playing out anywhere over the Chrismas period, mainly because we are fat, lazy cunts. We are however all looking to get down to the one and only SLAMMIN VINYL at the Sanctuary in Milton Keynes on New Years Eve. Be sure to look out for us and our big turkey-stuffed bellies. Tickets are available from your local record store and should be around £40 (booking fee inc.) Hope you all have a good Christmas and get lots of lovely things under your tree. Im about to scurry off to bed so that Santa can leave me the crayon set he promised me when I sat on his knee in Bluewater shopping center last week. DONT TRUST THE ELVES!!
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